This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' al

This beastie is super angry and he's prepared to pulverize anything in his path. These eyes are gonna get squashed when this green machine comes a-knockin'. Run for cover!

• Stay away from the Hulk!
• He's got a attitude problem and he's not afraid to use it.
• Run befo